How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards. ~Spanish Proverb
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The fool ignores proverbs, while the wise man learns from them. ~Chinese Proverb
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Many a true word is spoken in jest. ~English Proverb
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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If you had to choose only two qualities to get you through times of change, the first should be a sense of self-worth and the second a sense of humor. ~Jennifer James
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If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. ~Maya Angelou
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite. ~David Coleman
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I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, "Ow, ow, put it back!" ~Geena Davis
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~John Wayne
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One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth. ~Big Boi
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. ~Mark Twain
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I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to. ~Chic Murray
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. ~Rodney Dangerfield
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~Will Durant
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