So, after school, I needed to learn a trade and started to work as a tailor. ~Desmond Dekker
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Judge me if you want to. And as a matter of fact, it won't even count, 'cause the only person who can judge is God. ~Kelly Rowland
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth. ~Big Boi
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Life is tough, but it is tougher when you are stupid. ~John Wayne
#quotes #john-wayne #life #education

Speed is a great asset; but it's greater when it's combined with quickness; and there is a big difference. ~Ty Cobb
#quotes #ty-cobb

I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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Silence is not weakness and decency is not pride. ~Arthur Machen
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb
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Many a true word is spoken in jest. ~English Proverb
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There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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I held hands with her all the time; that doesn't sound like much, I realize, but she was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they'd bore you or something. Jane was different. We'd get into a goddam movie or something, and right away we'd start holding hands, and we wouldn't quit till the movie was over. And without changing the position or making a big deal out of it. You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were. ~J. D. Salinger
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It's that I have a good personality and am a good tennis player. ~Anna Kournikova
#quotes #anna-kournikova #sports #tennis

Age is honorable and youth is noble. ~Irish Proverb
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The necessity for "professionals" in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged. ~Jason Alexander
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. ~Mark Twain
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Young twigs will bend but not old trees. ~Dutch Proverb
#proverbs #dutch-proverbs #age

I like acting and things when I like the writing. If I don't like the writing, I don't like acting. I think in some ways everything starts for me from the place of writing. ~Greta Gerwig
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Don't imitate the fly before you have wings. ~French Proverb
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My efforts in Congress are guided by the belief that environmental preservation and restoration are a critical part of the legacy we leave to future generations. ~Sue Kelly
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I wish I was a teenager in the 1970s. ~Ellen Page
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How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards. ~Spanish Proverb
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~John Wayne
#quotes #john-wayne #ignorance #hardship #humor

Behind every kick of the ball there has to be a thought. ~Dennis Bergkamp
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A sore arm is like a headache or a toothache. It can make you feel bad, but if you just forget about it and do what you have to do, it will go away. If you really like to pitch and you want to pitch, that's what you'll do. ~Warren Spahn
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