Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another. ~Italian Proverb
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There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out. ~Russian Proverb
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What flowers are to gardens, spices to food, gems to a garment, and stars to heaven; such are proverbs interwoven in speech. ~Hebrew Proverb
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb
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The world is wonderful and beautiful and good beyond one's wildest imagination. ~D. H. Lawrence
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I invented the cordless extension cord. ~Steven Wright
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In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite. ~David Coleman
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If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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I think everyone is ticklish. You just gotta find the right spots. ~Derek Jeter
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If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. ~Maya Angelou
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. ~Gilbert Gottfried
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When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. ~Chinese Proverb
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Eat and drink, and let the world go to ruin. ~Arabic Proverb
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A wise man who knows proverbs reconciles difficulties. ~Yoruba Proverb
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Charity sees the need, not the cause. ~German Proverb
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Here you can be a billionaire, like Mark Zuckerberg rich, but you are going to die and you are here for a while and ultimately all of your stuff is kind of like a rental. ~Henry Rollins
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The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants. ~Welsh Proverb
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Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb
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Complete happiness can look so much like complete terror that its hard to tell them apart. ~Carol Plum-Ucci
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All that is necessary, as it seems to me, to convince any reasonable person that the Bible is simply and purely of human invention; of barbarian invention; is to read it. Read it as you would any other book; think of it as you would of any other; get the bandage of reverence from your eyes; drive from your heart the phantom of fear; push from the throne of your brain the cowled form of superstition; then read the Holy Bible, and you will be amazed that you ever, for one moment, supposed a being of infinite wisdom, goodness and purity, to be the author of such ignorance and of such atrocity. ~Robert Green Ingersoll
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We are all human beings, immigrant or non-immigrant. We all feel fear. We all love and become confused when we don't act as well as we would like to. We all get depressed and have feelings of uselessness. All of these things are true and have always been true. ~Akhil Sharma
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Could it be that all those reports coming from our own intelligence that Bush ignored was right all along? Could it be that the UN was right all along? ~Peter Schuyler
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Good things come to those who wait. ~English Proverb
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Gain may be temporary and uncertain; but ever while you live, expense is constant and certain: and it is easier to build two chimneys than to keep one in fuel. ~Benjamin Franklin
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Never write a letter while you are angry. ~Chinese Proverb
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