If you were to open up a baby's head, and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should; you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
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Additionally, Smart Irrigation Month serves to recognize advances in irrigation technology and practices that produce not only more but also higher quality plants with less water. ~Jim Costa
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Everything is chance, or nothing is chance. If I believed the first, I would be unable to live on, but I am not yet fully convinced of the second. ~Etty Hillesum
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In the 1970s, British food was beginning to get good, whereas in France it was just starting its long, sad decline. My most memorable meals, however, have been in Italy. ~Sebastian Faulks
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Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped. ~African Proverb
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Nothing like the road to rub all the sand out of your soul. ~John Clellon Holmes
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Advice given in the midst of a crowd, is loathsome. ~Arabic Proverb
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Loyalty, Signor Molteni, not love. Penelope is loyal to Ulysses but we do not know how far she loved him; and as you know people can sometimes be absolutely loyal without loving. In certain cases, in fact, loyalty is form of vengeance, of black-mail, of recovering one's self-respect. Loyalty, not love. ~Alberto Moravia
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The wise person has long ears and a short tongue. ~German Proverb
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For breath is life, and if you breathe well you will live long on earth. ~Sanskrit Proverb
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He who fears to suffer, suffers from fear. ~French Proverb
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The best memory is that which forgets nothing, but injuries. Write kindness in marble and write injuries in the dust. ~Persian Proverb
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Do not seek reality, just put an end to opinions. ~Zen Proverb
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A lean agreement is better than a fat judgment. ~American Proverb
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A knife wound heals, but a tongue wound festers. ~Kurdish Proverb
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The greatest parts, without discretion as observed by an elegant writer, may be fatal to their owner; as Polyphemus, deprived of his eyes, was only the more exposed on account of his enormous strength and stature. ~Joseph Addison
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A ring on a good woman's finger is no good without a blouse on her back. ~Irish Proverb
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The road to a friend's house is never long. ~Danish Proverb
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One may go a long way after one is tired. ~French Proverb
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No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow. ~Proverb
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Fire and gunpowder do not sleep together. ~Proverb
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Not the day only, but all things have their morning. ~French Proverb
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One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark. ~Chinese Proverb
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I am having a good time doing nothing. ~Phylicia Rashad
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. ~American Proverb
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